Wolves that don’t chase sheep don’t run

All poodles are dogs, but not all dogs are poodles

What beer do lesbians like? Busch

Life sucks but the IRS sucks worse

It’s just as hard to pick the last place horse as it is the first one.

A hawk looks like an eagle when he hangs out with crows

So many girls, so little time

I forget more than I know

Save a horse, ride a cowboy

You only live twice

A bush in the hand is worth two birds in a tree

The fate of mankind is with fools

It’s hard to soar like an eagle when you’re working with turkeys

You’re too “PC.” I can’t put what I really want.

I’m smooth as a gravel road