BOYD-ISMS
The fate of mankind is with fools
If someone else makes you a sandwich, it’s way better.
They’re so stupid, they don’t know how stupid they are.
It’s hard to soar like an eagle when you’re working with turkeys
A way to a man’s heart is food and BJ’s
The truth hurts
You’re too “PC.” I can’t put what I really want.
A hawk looks like an eagle when he hangs out with crows
Work is the curse of the drinking class
Men who stare at breasts are healthier
Life sucks but the IRS sucks worse
It’s just as hard to pick the last place horse as it is the first one.
All poodles are dogs, but not all dogs are poodles
If it wasn’t so fine, I wouldn’t grab it
Can’t make an omelet without breaking a few eggs
Call me – 867-5309
I apologize but I’m not sorry
I’m smooth as a gravel road
I forget more than I know
A bush in the hand is worth two birds in a tree
My candor is infectious and delightful
There’s a fine line between drinking wine and crushing grapes
It ain’t over till the fat lady farts
My candor is infectious and delightful
Save a horse, ride a cowboy
Wolves that don’t chase sheep don’t run
I forgot so much I need a scribe
So many girls, so little time
You only live twice
Actually, the best way to get a man is to spoon in the kitchen
The ceiling is the roof
The squeaky wheel gets the grease
What beer do lesbians like? Busch
We are just a highway on the interstate of life
Best way to get a husband is spooning in the kitchen