BOYD-ISMS
My candor is infectious and delightful
We are just a highway on the interstate of life
The squeaky wheel gets the grease
Can’t make an omelet without breaking a few eggs
Save a horse, ride a cowboy
I apologize but I’m not sorry
It’s hard to soar like an eagle when you’re working with turkeys
Call me – 867-5309
If someone else makes you a sandwich, it’s way better.
A way to a man’s heart is food and BJ’s
So many girls, so little time
My candor is infectious and delightful
Men who stare at breasts are healthier
It ain’t over till the fat lady farts
I’m smooth as a gravel road
Actually, the best way to get a man is to spoon in the kitchen
I forget more than I know
All poodles are dogs, but not all dogs are poodles
The truth hurts
I forgot so much I need a scribe
The fate of mankind is with fools
What beer do lesbians like? Busch
It’s just as hard to pick the last place horse as it is the first one.
The ceiling is the roof
You only live twice
There’s a fine line between drinking wine and crushing grapes
You’re too “PC.” I can’t put what I really want.
A bush in the hand is worth two birds in a tree
Best way to get a husband is spooning in the kitchen
Wolves that don’t chase sheep don’t run
If it wasn’t so fine, I wouldn’t grab it
Life sucks but the IRS sucks worse
A hawk looks like an eagle when he hangs out with crows
Work is the curse of the drinking class
They’re so stupid, they don’t know how stupid they are.