BOYD-ISMS
Save a horse, ride a cowboy
We are just a highway on the interstate of life
All poodles are dogs, but not all dogs are poodles
They’re so stupid, they don’t know how stupid they are.
A bush in the hand is worth two birds in a tree
There’s a fine line between drinking wine and crushing grapes
If it wasn’t so fine, I wouldn’t grab it
Actually, the best way to get a man is to spoon in the kitchen
Wolves that don’t chase sheep don’t run
So many girls, so little time
Men who stare at breasts are healthier
A hawk looks like an eagle when he hangs out with crows
Life sucks but the IRS sucks worse
I forgot so much I need a scribe
It’s just as hard to pick the last place horse as it is the first one.
It’s hard to soar like an eagle when you’re working with turkeys
What beer do lesbians like? Busch
My candor is infectious and delightful
A way to a man’s heart is food and BJ’s
Call me – 867-5309
It ain’t over till the fat lady farts
You’re too “PC.” I can’t put what I really want.
The fate of mankind is with fools
Work is the curse of the drinking class
Can’t make an omelet without breaking a few eggs
Best way to get a husband is spooning in the kitchen
You only live twice
The truth hurts
The ceiling is the roof
I’m smooth as a gravel road
I apologize but I’m not sorry
If someone else makes you a sandwich, it’s way better.
The squeaky wheel gets the grease
My candor is infectious and delightful
I forget more than I know