BOYD-ISMS
I apologize but I’m not sorry
A hawk looks like an eagle when he hangs out with crows
My candor is infectious and delightful
There’s a fine line between drinking wine and crushing grapes
You only live twice
The squeaky wheel gets the grease
Work is the curse of the drinking class
A bush in the hand is worth two birds in a tree
It ain’t over till the fat lady farts
Wolves that don’t chase sheep don’t run
If it wasn’t so fine, I wouldn’t grab it
So many girls, so little time
They’re so stupid, they don’t know how stupid they are.
What beer do lesbians like? Busch
I forget more than I know
Best way to get a husband is spooning in the kitchen
The fate of mankind is with fools
Can’t make an omelet without breaking a few eggs
Actually, the best way to get a man is to spoon in the kitchen
All poodles are dogs, but not all dogs are poodles
Call me – 867-5309
Life sucks but the IRS sucks worse
It’s just as hard to pick the last place horse as it is the first one.
We are just a highway on the interstate of life
Men who stare at breasts are healthier
The truth hurts
You’re too “PC.” I can’t put what I really want.
Save a horse, ride a cowboy
I’m smooth as a gravel road
I forgot so much I need a scribe
The ceiling is the roof
My candor is infectious and delightful
It’s hard to soar like an eagle when you’re working with turkeys
If someone else makes you a sandwich, it’s way better.
A way to a man’s heart is food and BJ’s