What beer do lesbians like? Busch

Work is the curse of the drinking class

So many girls, so little time

A way to a man’s heart is food and BJ’s

They’re so stupid, they don’t know how stupid they are.

We are just a highway on the interstate of life

Call me – 867-5309

You only live twice

It’s hard to soar like an eagle when you’re working with turkeys

Actually, the best way to get a man is to spoon in the kitchen

You’re too “PC.” I can’t put what I really want.

If it wasn’t so fine, I wouldn’t grab it

My candor is infectious and delightful

A bush in the hand is worth two birds in a tree

Save a horse, ride a cowboy

All poodles are dogs, but not all dogs are poodles

I apologize but I’m not sorry

A hawk looks like an eagle when he hangs out with crows

The ceiling is the roof

The squeaky wheel gets the grease

If someone else makes you a sandwich, it’s way better.

There’s a fine line between drinking wine and crushing grapes

Wolves that don’t chase sheep don’t run

It’s just as hard to pick the last place horse as it is the first one.

Can’t make an omelet without breaking a few eggs

The truth hurts

The fate of mankind is with fools

Best way to get a husband is spooning in the kitchen

I forgot so much I need a scribe

It ain’t over till the fat lady farts

Men who stare at breasts are healthier

I forget more than I know

My candor is infectious and delightful

I’m smooth as a gravel road

Life sucks but the IRS sucks worse