BOYD-ISMS
Best way to get a husband is spooning in the kitchen
We are just a highway on the interstate of life
Men who stare at breasts are healthier
I apologize but I’m not sorry
The squeaky wheel gets the grease
A bush in the hand is worth two birds in a tree
My candor is infectious and delightful
A hawk looks like an eagle when he hangs out with crows
All poodles are dogs, but not all dogs are poodles
I’m smooth as a gravel road
The truth hurts
My candor is infectious and delightful
What beer do lesbians like? Busch
You only live twice
If it wasn’t so fine, I wouldn’t grab it
The ceiling is the roof
So many girls, so little time
If someone else makes you a sandwich, it’s way better.
Can’t make an omelet without breaking a few eggs
It’s just as hard to pick the last place horse as it is the first one.
I forgot so much I need a scribe
Actually, the best way to get a man is to spoon in the kitchen
Life sucks but the IRS sucks worse
A way to a man’s heart is food and BJ’s
I forget more than I know
Save a horse, ride a cowboy
You’re too “PC.” I can’t put what I really want.
There’s a fine line between drinking wine and crushing grapes
The fate of mankind is with fools
Wolves that don’t chase sheep don’t run
It ain’t over till the fat lady farts
Call me – 867-5309
They’re so stupid, they don’t know how stupid they are.
It’s hard to soar like an eagle when you’re working with turkeys
Work is the curse of the drinking class