BOYD-ISMS
What beer do lesbians like? Busch
Work is the curse of the drinking class
So many girls, so little time
A way to a man’s heart is food and BJ’s
They’re so stupid, they don’t know how stupid they are.
We are just a highway on the interstate of life
Call me – 867-5309
You only live twice
It’s hard to soar like an eagle when you’re working with turkeys
Actually, the best way to get a man is to spoon in the kitchen
You’re too “PC.” I can’t put what I really want.
If it wasn’t so fine, I wouldn’t grab it
My candor is infectious and delightful
A bush in the hand is worth two birds in a tree
Save a horse, ride a cowboy
All poodles are dogs, but not all dogs are poodles
I apologize but I’m not sorry
A hawk looks like an eagle when he hangs out with crows
The ceiling is the roof
The squeaky wheel gets the grease
If someone else makes you a sandwich, it’s way better.
There’s a fine line between drinking wine and crushing grapes
Wolves that don’t chase sheep don’t run
It’s just as hard to pick the last place horse as it is the first one.
Can’t make an omelet without breaking a few eggs
The truth hurts
The fate of mankind is with fools
Best way to get a husband is spooning in the kitchen
I forgot so much I need a scribe
It ain’t over till the fat lady farts
Men who stare at breasts are healthier
I forget more than I know
My candor is infectious and delightful
I’m smooth as a gravel road
Life sucks but the IRS sucks worse