BOYD-ISMS
The ceiling is the roof
Save a horse, ride a cowboy
They’re so stupid, they don’t know how stupid they are.
Actually, the best way to get a man is to spoon in the kitchen
If someone else makes you a sandwich, it’s way better.
What beer do lesbians like? Busch
A way to a man’s heart is food and BJ’s
It’s hard to soar like an eagle when you’re working with turkeys
The truth hurts
I’m smooth as a gravel road
Men who stare at breasts are healthier
The squeaky wheel gets the grease
A bush in the hand is worth two birds in a tree
So many girls, so little time
We are just a highway on the interstate of life
My candor is infectious and delightful
Wolves that don’t chase sheep don’t run
Life sucks but the IRS sucks worse
I forget more than I know
Best way to get a husband is spooning in the kitchen
A hawk looks like an eagle when he hangs out with crows
Call me – 867-5309
I apologize but I’m not sorry
Can’t make an omelet without breaking a few eggs
You only live twice
My candor is infectious and delightful
If it wasn’t so fine, I wouldn’t grab it
Work is the curse of the drinking class
You’re too “PC.” I can’t put what I really want.
It’s just as hard to pick the last place horse as it is the first one.
I forgot so much I need a scribe
The fate of mankind is with fools
All poodles are dogs, but not all dogs are poodles
There’s a fine line between drinking wine and crushing grapes
It ain’t over till the fat lady farts